So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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