i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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