I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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