I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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