"it" just moved
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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