i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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