Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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