Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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