Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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