living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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