Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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