you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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