I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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