There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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