Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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