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(732): View more from New Jersey

Anal astronaut?

(847): View more from Illinois

Wow word travels fast.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

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(972): View more from Texas

Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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(815): View more from Illinois

May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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(315): View more from New York

as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka

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(712): View more from Iowa

Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.

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