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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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