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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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