You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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