The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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