I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
