Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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