Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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