your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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