I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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