Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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