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i just had sex bonerless
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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