How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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