How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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