It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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