By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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