What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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