Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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