its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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