I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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