Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
