Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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