It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You can't just leave with hair like that
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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