I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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