I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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