the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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