similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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