It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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