I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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