She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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