you guys were way drunker than both of me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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