so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
