soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You've changed since you got that strap on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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