Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
zippers are such a cool invention
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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