So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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