Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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