Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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