There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize