White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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