Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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