Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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