Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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