Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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